Today’s post is courtesy of guest blogger, roommate to Facebook cavy sensation Pig Newton, Mr. Simon.
Good evening. I have been retained to offer a second opinion as to whether we, as predicted by that fame-whore woodchuck Punxutawney Phil, will be experiencing six more weeks of winter weather.
My conclusions are thus:
You’re an idiot. I’m a guinea pig. I have no idea what the weather will be. Now give me a carrot and ask the dog who will win the 2016 presidential election.
Oh, while I have your attention, let me tell you that Pete Carroll’s decision to not call Marshawn Lynch’s number with the game and the ball on the one-yard line was not the most ridiculous decision ever made. The most absurd decision is to not vaccinate your children. Sorry Pete, you take second place (again). Better luck next year.